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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 13, 2005 13:50:36 GMT -5

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Since I need a place to share these gems as I fire off at some snotty people at the airport I thought I'd start a thread on my board to show how I snip back at people

1. "Hey, I got ants in my think pad.. can you help us with that"
"Well I'd suggest you change your eating habits mister"

2. (arrogant British or Scottish-type person)
"Hey do you guys have internet on these machines"
"We do but we're not allowed to share it with people, sorry, there is a pay for use machine by gate 73"
"You don't have any free internet ?"
"Son, you're in AMERICA.. ain't nothing free here !!!"

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça
"Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen"

"Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 15, 2005 14:22:43 GMT -5

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Well here's today's first real wise-ass.. been kinda busy and undermanned....

(story intro...we're giving away one of these to an over 18 US residents... you all got the email

)... and I was simply asking the guy if he lived in the US and he was over 18... as I asked his girl looks at him... looks at me... looks at him again and has this look on "YOU MUST BE JOKING FOOL THIS BOY IS FIFTY"... he sees this and looks around... I'm like "hmmm.. y'all need to talk about this later I think"

this one... prolly not as funny

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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 16, 2005 14:30:19 GMT -5

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here we go again :-)

today's victim... Jennifer... a 35 year old stripper who lives out in Oregon (even in local women my LD curse likes to pop up now and then

).... so she's here and we're talking... she likes my handwriting (scary in itself) and we're getting along ok.. she thought I was like 21.. more points for her... so as with any female we approve of, we let her check her email... as we're talking and she tells us where she's from and what she does (which I was NOT expecting).. she then makes the comment... so when you gonna come out and see me work... and I admit it... I was outta words... not even a witty reply in my head.... maybe I was considering it

...but anyway... she goes and checks her email and goes.... "goddamit I'm not getting laid tonight!!!"

I then get even and answer that's cause you're leaving for Portland at 5 8-)

Jayson"Phonics" HHH-Wanna-Be There's a hero in all of us... Posts: 2,098 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 16, 2005 14:56:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayson"Phonics" on Sept 16, 2005 14:56:52 GMT -5 Sounds like someone I used to know hehe, sure she's 35?
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CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 16, 2005 17:03:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Sept 16, 2005 17:03:28 GMT -5 reminded me of someone I knew too :-) I saw the pic of the one you're talking about... she wasn't the same girl!! ~~man if she only had 2 more hours in NJ~~
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 29, 2005 9:53:56 GMT -5

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Well it's been a while, but as I am demoing away this chick comes over and starts typing on the machine... I see this kinda shit before... I know what she's doing... she's checking her email... so I keep working and wait... and wait... i wait till she starts flying away with the typing... I move over at that time...

WHAM...

sorry m'aam you can't check your email here cause it's not allowed....

10 minutes of email typing down the shitter... shame she didn't leave the email on... I'd have cancelled her account

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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Sept 29, 2005 13:49:13 GMT -5

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wow 2 in a day and I'm not even baner whoring here

as you guys know we are having a contest where we are giving away one of these bad boy tablets (yes that's why I won one cause I whipped everyone's ass... cause that's how I roll !!!)... so we get dumb questions like this:

"can you rig the contest for me to win ?"
"sorry sir, I don't make that decision"
"are you sure... come on take care of me"
"Dude if I was rigging this contest the most beautiful woman who stops here would be the winner and this contest would be pointless"

... and until one of these slobs tells me they have a hot sister... no happening mister !!

*still enjoys stomping a mudhole on people who think we are here for free internet*

CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 3, 2005 13:10:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Oct 3, 2005 13:10:38 GMT -5 no wise ass comment but the fucking FONZ just walked past the kiosk !!! I feel too cool now !!! :-)
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

4belle Contender Posts: 108 Joined: June 2004 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 3, 2005 13:14:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 4belle on Oct 3, 2005 13:14:41 GMT -5 Really, Henry Winkler?
	Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit . . . what a ride!" Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 3, 2005 13:37:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Oct 3, 2005 13:37:02 GMT -5 4belle said: Really, Henry Winkler? was there another ? I'm fucking taller then him too !! ;D
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

4belle Contender Posts: 108 Joined: June 2004 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 3, 2005 13:41:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 4belle on Oct 3, 2005 13:41:18 GMT -5 talk about a fidget...lol
	Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit . . . what a ride!" Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 3, 2005 14:11:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Oct 3, 2005 14:11:08 GMT -5 hey!! thou shalt not use Brylin's name in vain !!!
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

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	Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit . . . what a ride!" Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 6, 2005 10:25:03 GMT -5

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BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

there's some crazy woman running around the area yelling and screaming "they couldn't wait 5 minutes??"

Honey you shoulda gotten here on time... now wait for the next flight just like anyone else... SUCKER !!!!!

I love this job !! :-)

shiftypowers Contender Posts: 304 Joined: June 2004 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	Scott's evil wise ass airport comments thread Oct 6, 2005 15:11:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shiftypowers on Oct 6, 2005 15:11:28 GMT -5 hahahaha thats what the bitch gets for being late. fucking people are idiots.
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