Man we could all get ripe and snotted from this one ;D
(blatantly stolen from LOP.net)
don't matter much since half this board couldn't drink even in Canada 
Part IOnce - If there is a backstage interview.
Twice - If it's being conducted by a Diva and and she wants to be taken seriously as a journalist.
Six Pack - If it's Josh Matthews and he displays so much trepidation, he may soil himself.
Case - If it's Todd Grisham and you wish it were a Diva.
Drink every time you see the exploitation of an injury or a handicap.
Drink twice if it involves a cast.
Drink three times if it involves a wheelchair.
Drink a six pack if it appears to not be temporary (ala Zack Gowen and the Eugene character).
Once - Eugene acts silly.
Twice - Eugene impersonates another wrestler.
Thrice - Eugene does a wrestling maneuver flawlessly.
Drink every time a wrestler acts out of character (i.e. tries to be someone or do something that is out of the ordinary).
Once - Paul Heyman makes a statement.
Twice - If he's wearing a hat.
Six-Pack - If he doesn't seem sinister.
Drink every time a wrestler has to use a prop to get over (it can be a person, an animal or an inanimate object).
Take a shot of liquor every time you see a Diva in her underwear.
Drink a double shot if it's a thong.
Drink a whole case, if it's Mae Young.
Drink if Randy Orton wins a singles match.
Drink twice if his opponent has to do his damndest to make him look like a million bucks.
Drink three times if it's a non-title match.
Drink a six pack, he wins the match without any outside interference.
Drink every time there's a match on RAW that's not a singles match.
Drink twice if it features combatants that regularly team together.
Drink three times, if the match doesn't feature La Resistance.
Once - If you see a wrestler with a visible tattoo.
Twice - If it's a new tattoo.
Three - If it's a female.
Six Pack - If the female isn't Lita.
Drink a double shot if a Diva returns from a considerable absence (i.e. injury).
Drink the whole bottle if her breasts are noticeably larger due to augmentation surgery.
Drink every time you watch a commercial during a WWE broadcast that shameless plugs a WWE related product or production.
Drink twice if you keep on seeing an advertisement for a Spike TV or UPN program.
Drink a six pack if the commercial plugs a video game, newly released DVD/VHS movie, an anti-drug campaign, condoms, bodybuilding powders, energy drinks, ephedra free weight loss pills, fast food, soda or candy.
Line up a row of shots if you see an ad for sexually related medicines (Viagra, Valtrex), adult health products (Maxipads, Metamucil) or any product that is aimed at people over the hill instead of kids, teens and the twenty something set.
Estimated Show Rating (i.e. 3.6 sips) - During the opening credits of either show.
Double that if you see and injured superstar in the credits ala Mark Henry.
Once - If you see a singles match between women or cruiserweights.
Twice - If it's a tag match and half of them are women or 3 out of 4 are cruisers.
Six Pack - If the match doesn't involve Victoria, Rey Mysterio or The Amazing Red.
If you are with a large group of people, drink a waterfall (stand up and get in a circle and keep drinking until the person before you stops, the first person that can stop is at the twelve o'clock position in regards to your TV set) every time Bubba Dudley comes out to wrestle a match without knee pads.
Once - A wrestler appears to compete that is either green, a jobber or a rookie.
Twice - If it's their debut.
Drink a third when they lose.
Drink four if it's TNA and they win.
Once - You see an alumnus from Tough Enough.
Twice - If it's Nidia and she loses a match.
Three - If you see them in TNA.
Six Pack - If it's Johnny Nitro and he wins a match.
Case - If they didn't originally win a Tough Enough contract and their name isn't Josh Matthews.
Drink twice everytime you see a tag team consisting of a Caucasian and an African-American (a white guy and a black guy).
Drink double that if you aren't watching SmackDown.
Once - If a part time wrestler wrestles (i.e. Ric Flair, The Rock)
Twice - If the part timer was in the heyday of their career before 1993 i.e. Pat Patterson or Brooklyn Brawler.
Six Pack - If the wrestler is Sgt. Slaughter.
Once - If you see a Mattitudism (i.e. Matt doesn't like mustard).
Six Pack - If he actually wins the match.
Once - If Rey Misterio pops up from underneath the staging set.
Six Pack - If he actually enters through the curtain instead.
Once - If Eddy Guerrero arrives to the ring in a pimped out lowrider.
Twice - If he actually enters walking through the curtain.
Drink a shot every time a wrestler comes out towards the ring or ramp and they aren't wearing their ring gear (non-wrestlers don't count).
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