a VERY special Royal Rumble....

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Did Russ Haas ever actually wrestle ??

Fucking hell I always copy the wrong list

1. Andre
2. Ravishing Rick Rude
3. Mr. Perfect Curt Henning
4. Brian Pillman
5. Gorilla Monsoon
6. Davey Boy Smith
7. Big Bossman
8. Eddie Guerrero
9. Owen Hart
10. Big John Studd
11. Hercules
12. Yokozuna
13. Road Warrior Hawk
14. Crash Holly
15. Dino Bravo
16. Junkfood Dog
17. Kerry Von Erich
18. Chris Candido
19. Pitbull #2
20. Art Barr

I think of Stu Hart as more a promoter, Dean Hart... never knew he wrestled
I added Art Barr just to book him with Eddie

[StonePolhamusCold]

No Kauffman? Booooooo!

Anyway, here's a link to a website with many, many deceased wrestlers that may be eligible for this Rumble Memorial:

www.garywill.com/wrestling/decwres.htm


Btw; what does the winner of the Rumble get?

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stonepolhamuscold said:

No Kauffman? Booooooo!

Btw; what does the winner of the Rumble get?

Kauffman is as much a wrestler as Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker were
if you saw Man on the Moon you'd understand it better

as for the winner... they get the BONUS VALUE of a collector's set of all the extra TK Foils I have for Raw Deal... roxxxxoooorrrrr !!!! ;D

[Jayson"Phonics"]

admin said:

stonepolhamuscold said:

No Kauffman? Booooooo!

Btw; what does the winner of the Rumble get?

Kauffman is as much a wrestler as Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker were
if you saw Man on the Moon you'd understand it better

as for the winner... they get the BONUS VALUE of a collector's set of all the extra TK Foils I have for Raw Deal... roxxxxoooorrrrr !!!! ;D

Oh duh, Bruiser Brody, Lou Thesz, Wahoo McDaniel and Big Dick Dudley, Rocko Rock and also Terry Bam Bam Gordy

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Ahhh... Terry Gordy !! Shame on me on that one !!!!

1. Andre
2. Ravishing Rick Rude
3. Mr. Perfect Curt Henning
4. Brian Pillman
5. Gorilla Monsoon
6. Davey Boy Smith
7. Big Bossman
8. Eddie Guerrero
9. Owen Hart
10. Big John Studd
11. Hercules
12. Yokozuna
13. Road Warrior Hawk
14. Crash Holly
15. Dino Bravo
16. Junkfood Dog
17. Kerry Von Erich
18. Chris Candido
19. Pitbull #2
20. Art Barr
21. Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy (ah the days of him and Dr Death tagging)
22. Lou Thesz (more then just a press)
23. Wahoo McDaniel (High Chieftan of Injun Exploiting!)
24. Big Dick Dudley (can 3-D you by himself!)
25. Rockko Rock (who?)
26. Bruiser Brody
27. Abudllah the Butcher (he HAS to be dead by now)

3 more!!
we can add more and chop some jobbers out, then it's time to draw numbers!

[Jayson"Phonics"]

Rocko Rock was one half of Public Enemy, won ECW and WCW Tag titles and wrestled as Cheetah Kid..... get it? in Japan And Abdullah the Butcher is still alive and kicking as well as fork stabbing, I think he just wrestled Terry Funk at a show

[Jayson"Phonics"]

Shit i didnt even realize the Wall died And Chris Adams?!?!?! Without him there would have been no Stone Cold Steve Austin and add Dick Murdock to the list as well as Eddie Gilbert

[StonePolhamusCold]

With the death of Johnny Grunge 5 days ago, I believe he should definetly be placed in the Deceased Royal Rumble.
Here's what the list should look like now that we have 30 participants:

1. Andre
2. Ravishing Rick Rude
3. Mr. Perfect Curt Henning
4. Brian Pillman
5. Gorilla Monsoon
6. Davey Boy Smith
7. Big Bossman
8. Eddie Guerrero
9. Owen Hart
10. Big John Studd
11. Hercules
12. Yokozuna
13. Road Warrior Hawk
14. Crash Holly
15. Dino Bravo
16. Junkyard Dog
17-21. The Von Erichs
22. Chris Candido
23. Pitbull #2
24. Art Barr
25. Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy
26. Lou Thesz
27. Wahoo McDaniel
28. Bruiser Brody
29. Rockko Rock
30. Johnny Grunge

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Well we drew the numbers... and here we go !!!!!
(we also added some more relevant dead guys NOT named Von Erich )

Drawing #1:
Gory Guerrero!!

and the man who drew Number Two......
Crash Holly !!!

(yes we did these at random!!!)

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the bell rings and off we go... Crash walks in for a lock-up and meets Gory Dropkick... Crash staggers back to his feet and meets a fast neckbreaker and before he knew it.. CAMEL CLUTCH !! (look it up assholes... we did !!)

Crash taps wildly but we all know that doesn't matter... and we count down... 10.... 9.... 8.... 7.... 6......5.....4......3......2.... 1........

*the glass shatters*
LOU THESZ !!!!!

[StonePolhamusCold]

Lou runs in and hits his patented press on Gory. Crash gets back up and is hit with one of Lou's press'. As Gory gets up he's met with a clothesline and down goes Gory. Lou tries to give Crash a clothesline, but Crash ducks and hits a high dropkick right in Thesz's jaw.

As Holly climbs the ropes, Gory slowly gets to his feet. Crash goes for the spinning hurricanrana when Gory lays him out with a devastating powerbomb.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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As Gory and Thesz battle in the corner the buzzer sounds and off goes a very familiar music... and out walks Curt Henning!! Henning spits out the gum... tosses his towel at Crash Holly and promptly dumps him over the top rope to be the first one out of the rumble !!

Now THAT'S PERFECT!!!

(next entrant... JunkFood Dawg!!)

So we have
In: Thesz, Gory G and Henning
Out: Crash Holly

Left: Andre, Ravishing Rick Rude, Brian Pillman, Gorilla Monsoon, Davey Boy Smith, Big Bossman,
Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart, Big John Studd, Hercules, Yokozuna, Road Warrior Hawk, Dino Bravo , Kerry Von Erich, Eddie Gilbert, Haystacks Callhoun, "Iron" Mike Sharpe, Mike Von Erich, Chris Candido, Giant Baba, Gory Guerrero, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy, Bruiser Brody, Wahoo McDaniel, Rockko Rock, Johnny Grunge

Me and Brian pulled numbers at random for these guys last night and we'll let ya's know as they arrive to give a REAL rumble feel to this!