Well this is AMUSING and a first... a double dip of the stalker files... had to spice it up some
.... actually I was checking my
SUPER SECRET AIM HANDLE to see if someone was blocking me... and I ended up with this gem.... which was actually going on while I am talking to her normally... sit back... enjoy :-)
Stalker Lady (10:11:09 PM): hey
me, but NOT me! (10:11:18 PM): hiya
Stalker Lady (10:11:24 PM): nicole
me, but NOT me! (10:11:43 PM): nicole ?
Stalker Lady (10:11:50 PM): oh sorry
Stalker Lady (10:11:56 PM): i forgot your name
me, but NOT me! (10:12:12 PM): it's not nicole I can assure you
Stalker Lady (10:12:21 PM): ok so what is it
Stalker Lady (10:12:26 PM): do u know me
Stalker Lady (10:12:29 PM): if so how
me, but NOT me! (10:12:44 PM): I've heard rumors of your legend far and wide from many people!
Stalker Lady (10:13:09 PM): oh what is your name
me, but NOT me! (10:13:39 PM): for now i'd like to keep that secret, it adds to the mystery of our relationship
Stalker Lady (10:13:57 PM): we have a relationship
Stalker Lady (10:14:08 PM): started when
me, but NOT me! (10:14:15 PM): perhaps we did/do/have/had
me, but NOT me! (10:14:27 PM): though shame on you for forgetting all the hot details
Stalker Lady (10:14:34 PM): what is your name
me, but NOT me! (10:15:06 PM): you're a smart charismatic girl... you should know!
Stalker Lady (10:15:12 PM): ok
Stalker Lady (10:15:24 PM): what is your name
Stalker Lady (10:15:33 PM): did we go to the same school
me, but NOT me! (10:16:03 PM): maybe
me, but NOT me! (10:16:09 PM): I like this 20 questions though
Stalker Lady (10:16:16 PM): what school did you go to
Stalker Lady (10:16:22 PM): can i call u
me, but NOT me! (10:17:13 PM): how can you call me if you don't know my name!!
me, but NOT me! (10:18:42 PM): ladies love mystery you should be enjoying this
me, but NOT me! (10:18:59 PM): we did have a magical 34-second encounter though me, but NOT me! (10:20:27 PM): still don't remember?
Stalker Lady (10:24:05 PM): nope
me, but NOT me! (10:24:32 PM): you'd think that memory would jog you to recollect that magic moment!
Stalker Lady (10:24:33 PM): what is your name
Stalker Lady (10:24:40 PM): nope
me, but NOT me! (10:24:57 PM): you have lots of magic moments with many guys ?
Stalker Lady (10:25:26 PM): nope
Stalker Lady (10:25:32 PM): are u drew
Stalker Lady (10:25:35 PM): andrew
me, but NOT me! (10:25:42 PM): maybe
Stalker Lady (10:25:54 PM): andrew really
me, but NOT me! (10:26:06 PM): possibly
Stalker Lady (10:26:16 PM): ok now can i call u
Stalker Lady (10:26:32 PM): andrew leibowitz
me, but NOT me! (10:26:38 PM): you can call me andrew all you want... but that doesn't mean I will pick up the phone
me, but NOT me! (10:26:38 PM):
me, but NOT me! (10:26:42 PM): or that I am actually him!
Stalker Lady (10:27:03 PM): what is the number
Stalker Lady (10:27:17 PM): are u andrew leibowitz
me, but NOT me! (10:27:23 PM): I could be
Stalker Lady (10:27:26 PM): did u go to nyit
me, but NOT me! (10:27:37 PM): but I could be one of six billion people, that's the beauty of being human!
me, but NOT me! (10:27:43 PM): did you go to NYIT?
Stalker Lady (10:27:47 PM): yes
Stalker Lady (10:27:49 PM): did u
me, but NOT me! (10:27:59 PM): when did you go there and what was your major ?
Stalker Lady (10:28:17 PM): i went there in 2001
Stalker Lady (10:28:30 PM): unknown
Stalker Lady (10:28:54 PM): in central islip
me, but NOT me! (10:29:00 PM): how do you go to a school like NYIT, but then need to go to union county for remedial courses soon after ? that's kind of confusing!
Stalker Lady (10:29:16 PM): i wanted to ..
me, but NOT me! (10:29:31 PM): no one WANTS to take remedial classes!
Stalker Lady (10:29:42 PM): i know that but i did
Stalker Lady (10:29:46 PM): so can i call u
Stalker Lady (10:29:53 PM): what was your name
me, but NOT me! (10:30:03 PM): why did you ?
me, but NOT me! (10:30:09 PM): no phone calls that would kill the mystery!
Stalker Lady (10:30:33 PM): i did ..... dont know why ...
Stalker Lady (10:30:44 PM): my learning disablility
me, but NOT me! (10:30:56 PM): now see I know you better then that
now you're being honest!
Stalker Lady (10:31:08 PM): ok
me, but NOT me! (10:31:35 PM): what learning disability ?
Stalker Lady (10:31:49 PM): dont want to discuss that
Stalker Lady (10:32:00 PM): amy
me, but NOT me! (10:32:10 PM): but don't I already know that ? Just trying to make sure this is actually christine
Stalker Lady (10:32:28 PM): ok it is
Stalker Lady (10:32:38 PM): so how do u know me
me, but NOT me! (10:32:59 PM): the magic powers of the internet ... but how do I know it's you, I know before other people have used your IM handle
Stalker Lady (10:33:19 PM): what
Stalker Lady (10:33:26 PM): andrew
me, but NOT me! (10:33:56 PM): now I never said I was nor was not mister andrew!
Stalker Lady (10:34:34 PM): ok what is your name please
me, but NOT me! (10:34:49 PM): only if you can prove to me you are christine!
Stalker Lady (10:35:06 PM): i went out with andrew resnik
me, but NOT me! (10:35:26 PM): that's pubilic knowledge.. you tell every person you know that
Stalker Lady (10:35:42 PM): how can i
me, but NOT me! (10:35:52 PM): how can you what?
Stalker Lady (10:36:11 PM): prove to u i am christine
me, but NOT me! (10:36:38 PM): you know the answer to that question
wow, I sound so philopsphical when I say that!
Stalker Lady (10:37:15 PM): k
Stalker Lady (10:37:26 PM): ask me to see if i am her
me, but NOT me! (10:37:44 PM): so what is this learning disability ?
Stalker Lady (10:38:13 PM): process things
me, but NOT me! (10:38:24 PM): like how?
Stalker Lady (10:38:51 PM): if people ask me things i take longer to process than other people
Stalker Lady (10:39:10 PM): so can i call u
me, but NOT me! (10:39:28 PM): ah, ok... so I believe you now!
Stalker Lady (10:39:40 PM): k what is the number
****me, but NOT me! has signed off****