Madden 05

[shiftypowers]

so my friend and i decided to make an all white franchise. we were fine for qbs, o-line, lbs, safties, and wrs. but when it came to cbs we were fucked. because the last white cb in the nfl was jason sehorn, and he is one of our safties. so, we decided to get tiki and ronde barber, because tiki can read books, and keyshawn called ronde an uncle tom, so they were the perfect candidates for our team.

our qbs are tom brady, sage rosenfeld, and jesse palmer. we got jesse cuz he was bruce smiths last sack ever, way to go bruce, way to go, you sacked jesse palmer.

our rbs are tiki barber, brock "white lightning" forsey, and luke "white thunder" staley.

our wrs are brandon "motherfucking" stokely, joe jurevicius, brian finneran, and we made shockey a wr, because well, we wanted todd heap as our TE cuz he blocks better, but is slower.

and we have shockey and heap as our TEs for 2 tight end sets.

our o-line has alan faneca and thats all i remember.

our d-line sucks.

we have tedy bruschi, and he plays with more heart than anyone, which leads to holes in the heart apparently. because he wants the ball more.

and of course we have john lynch, cuz he fucks people up.

we picked the giants, but we are going to move them to alabama after our first season.

[CRASHER]

hey speaking of this we ever gonna PLAY the season we drafted on my game ??

[shiftypowers]

maybe

[Moridin]

we decided to get tiki and ronde barber, because tiki can read books, and keyshawn called ronde an uncle tom

ROFLMAO

[VivaLaFlamme]

Okay, SO I got bored anbd spent 4 and a half hours creating an entire football team. no player is over 85 or under 75..I was able to stay 3.5 million over the cap...Anyway, I started preseason today, it doesnt mean much but ill recap it anyway..it was a bitch creating 45 players so I used all of us, and some made up characters

Game 1: Las Vegas Cougars @ Dallas Cowboys,W 42-39

QBs:
Las Vegas:
Scott Mackie 10/17 188 yds, 1TD, 2 Sacks(116.7)
Grahl Tal'Rahn 10/17 177 yds, 2TD, 1 Int, 1 Sack(109.1)
Dallas:
Quincy Carter 3/8 56 Yds, 1 TD, 1 INT(62.5)
Vinny Testaverde: 3/8 80 Yds, 1 TD, 2 INT(75.0)
RBs:
Las Vegas:
Steve Laflamme 21Rsh, 39 Yds
Steve Polhamus 15rsh,49 yds
Grahl Tal'rahn 1rsh, 12 Yds
Scott Mackie 1rsh -4 yds, Fumble
Dallas:
Julius Jones 12rsh, 31 yds
Aveion Cason 9 rsh, 108 yds, TD
Vinny 1rsh ,1 Yd, TD
Quincy, 1 rsh -6 yds, Fmble
Receiving
Las Vegas:
Paul Galisatios-6 Catches, 83 Yds, 2TD
Chris Polhamus-5 Catches, 120 Yds
Arcthia Stoneslayer-5 Catches, 109 Yds, TD
Tallia Castleseeker-3 Catches, 33 Yds
Pete Katalenas-1 Catch, 20 Yds
Dallas:
Zuriel Smith-2 Catches, 42 Yds
Julius Jones-1 Catch, 3 Yds
Terry Glenn-1 Catch, 15 yds, TD
Randal Williams-1 Catch, 74 Yds, TD
Aveion Cason-1 Catch, 2 Yds
Antonio Bryant-0 Catches, 0 Yds

Notable Defenseman:
Las Vegas
Eric Mistseer-Sack
Rune Glowsword-INT
Doug Mecca-INT
Julie Haladay-INT
Keith Paladus(random last name..didnt know his real one)-FF
Ray George-FF
Dallas:
Jamal Brooks-Sack,INT
Greg Ellis-Sack
Marcellus Wiley-Sack, FF
Andrew Davison-FF

Kicking
Las Vegas
Keldon Bloodsword-7/7 Long 44
Dallas
Billy Cundiff-1/2 Long 37

Player of the Game:
Paul Galisatios(LV): 6 Catches, 83 Yds, 2TD


Im going to sleep now.

[VivaLaFlamme]

PReseason Week 2: Cougars @ Steelers W 65-7

QBS:
S. Mackie-10/13, 228 yds, 4 TDs.(157.9)
G. Tal'Rahn-11/21-221,3TDs,1 Sack(129.2)

T.Maddox-6/14,112yds,TD,2 Sack(94.9)
B.Rothleisberger-3/13,21 Tds,2 INT,Sack(0.0)

RBs:
S.Laflamme-17rsh,59yds
S.Polhamus-17rsh,35yds

J.Bettis-5rsh,5yds,Fumble
D.Staley-8rsh,-9yds,fumble

WRs:
P.Galisatios-7 Catches,172yds,3TDs
C.Polhamus-5 Catches,98 Yds,TD
K.Lanier-3 Catches, 73yds,TD
A.Stoneslayer-2Catches,79yds,2Tds
T.Castleseeker-2Catches,23 Yds
B.Paolercio-2Catches,4yds

Lee Mays-3 Catches, 46 Yds
Jay Rimersma-1 Catch, 5 Yds
Chris Doering-1 Catch, 8 Yds
Freddie Milons-1 Catch, 8 Yds
Jerome Bettis-1 Catch,5 Yds
Plaxico Burress-1 Catch, 45 Yds, TD
Hines Ward-1 Catch, 16 Yds

Notable Defense:
A.Silverleaf-Sack
Adam Samuel-Sack
Hillary Klein-Sack,Fumble Recovery
Shenzi Sawns-INT,FF
R.Glowsword-INT
Mike Anstett-FF
J.Mace-FF
Ray George-Fumble Recovery,TD

Travis Kirschke-Sack

Kicking:
K.Bloodsword 3/4, 54 Long

[shiftypowers]

HAHAHAH brian only had 2 catches for 4 yards. what a loser

[VivaLaFlamme]

Madden 2005 Franchise....Las Vegas Cougars..Pre-Season Record 3-1..cos I simmed..I think I will just post stats of The Cougars..for Times Sake...

Week 1 Chargers@Cougars Sun Sep 12, 1:00 W17-10

Passing:
S.Mackie-27/44,205Yds,2TD,2Int,Sack(68.8)
Rushing:
S.Mackie-1rush,0yds
B.Paolercio-1 rush,2yds
S.Polhamus-2 rush,5yds
S.Laflamme-24 rush,61yds
Receiving:
B.Paolercio-1 Catch,2yds
K.Lanier-2 Catches,17yds
A.Stoneslayer-3 Catches,11 yds
P.Galisatios-4 Catches, 38 yds,TD
S.Laflamme-5 Catches, 44 yds
P.Katalenas-6 Catches, 44 yds
C.Polhamus-6 Catches, 49 Yds, TD
Notable Defense:
L.Runesaw-Sack
A.Valeth-Sack
Adam Samuel-Sack,Fumble Recovery
Ray George-Int
Julie Haladay-FF
Kicking:
K.Bloodsword-1/2 Long 31
Kick Returns:
P.Galisatios-2 Returns,70 Yds
Punt Returns:
P.Galisatios:4 Returns,42 yds

[VivaLaFlamme]

Week 2: Cougars @ Lions Sep19 1PM, W58-21

Passing
S.Mackie-19/25 392yds,4Tds
Rushing
S.Laflamme-32 rushes,198 yds,2TD
S.Polhamus-2 rushes, 4 yds
B.Paolercio-1 rush, 2 yds
Receiving
P.Galisatios-4 catches, 167 yds, TD
P.Katalenas-4 catches, 55 yds
S.Laflamme-3 catches, 71 yds,TD
C.Polhamus-3 catches, 42 yds
K.Lanier-2 catches,30 yds,2 TD
T.Castleseeker-2 catches, 27 yds
B.Paolercio-1 catch,0 yrds
Notable Defense
J.Mace-INT,INT
R.George-Sack
A.Helkine-FF
A.Samuel-Sack
A.Valeth-INT
Kicking
K.Bloodsword-3/3, long 51,XP 7/7
Kick Returns
P.Galisatios-3 returns, 43 yds
P.Katalenas-1 return, 0 yds
Punt Returns
P.Galisatios-2 returns, 7 yds

[CRASHER]

man you need to cut that Brian guy.. no production and the last name doesn't fit on the jersey :-)

[President B. Dazzle]

admin said:

man you need to cut that Brian guy.. no production and the last name doesn't fit on the jersey :-)

You know, it's hard, thankless god-damn work blocking for LaFlamme and Hamus, but I'm glad to just so I can break some skulls. I want a tally of how many defensive players I injure during the course of your season(s).