Madden 06

[shiftypowers]

Quite possibly the best game ever. The new cone thing with the qbs is the best thing ever. it makes it much more realistic. and it makes vick shit. it is going to take a long time to get used to it if ur using a shitty qb like QUINCY CARTER. take that scott. they changed the controls a little, but i think they are better. you could always change them back to 05 settings.

the major change in controls was with the QB. X is no longer a passing icon, so you can scramble with the icons still up. and R2 in conjunction with the reciever icon to look at the reciever. with an average qb this makes passing a lot harder, because you can only look at 1 reciever at a time, but with favre, manning, or brady, you pretty much have view of the entire field, except for what is to the side of you. the precision passing that comes with the cone is cool to, because you can throw the ball low, high, to the right, or left of the reciever.

Running is pretty much the same, except for the truck stick and the back juke. the truck stick is good for big rbs, obviously. the back juke really has no practical use, unless it was made for them to line up my hit stick better.

defense is pretty much the same, except X is to speed burst and O is to switch players. the coverage audibles are more advanced, in that you can have a CB jump slants or corners. its like the hot routes for the offense. hit sticking has seemed a little harder to do, but that could be because it was 3 in the morning and i was tired.

superstar mode is amazing. its cool. im not sure if u can fuck bitches and have 22 kids like neil smith, but boy, if you could.....

[Jayson"Phonics"]

Brock Lesnar is featured in the Madden 2006 game which was just released. He's included as a free agent defensive tackle.

[CRASHER]

Quincy Carter is a MADDEN FOOTBALL GOD mister and you will accept that !!!!

[CRASHER]

I'm even starting to prove it in pre-season.. Quincy shall overcome :-)

Do we try to do a Madden 2006 Draft League again ?

[Jayson"Phonics"]

I caved in and bought it a few days ago and did the superstar thing, I dont remember what I chose as my parents background but it ended up listing me as an outisde linebacker. So went through the draft and got drafted in the 5th round by the San Diego Chargers. Gone through camp and preseason already and there has been a shitload of injuries around the league. For the Chargers, I injured Brees during a practice and he completely tore his hamstring so he is out for the whole year so I am left with Doug Rivers as my QB and in the first game of the season on the first defensive play, my character sacked and injured Drew Bledsoe, wasnt serious, just a pinched nerve in his head which had him out till the fourth. It was the only tackle i got credit for the whole game

[CRASHER]

I liked the superstar mode till I got drafted as a Giants QB... I immediately fired my agent and reset the game :;p

[VivaLaFlamme]

yes yes yes draft mode draft mode rahr ah rah. so i can make stupid pickls and end up winning anyway

[shiftypowers]

Yes, its that time of year again. all white team.

So, last season our all white team was thrown together quite quickly and was mostly no name players. this season we decided to do some scouting. and we cracked the draft. from simulating multiple drafts were were able to lock down where players went, so by that we were able to put together a much better team. not to mention we scouted (looked up stats) many white safeties for speed, height, and jumping ability, so we could convert them to corners, because as we all know, there are no white corners.

as in our previous team we use a 3-4 defense, because linebacker is one of the deepest white positions, along with Qb and O-line. So, now to our picks...

our first 4 picks were on defense..

1. Keith Brooking ROLB
2. Dan Morgan MLB
3. Brian Urlacher MLB
4. Aaron Schobel (returning from our last team.)

at this point we had the bulk of our defense set, because whether we play a 4-3 or 3-4, LBs are usually our best position.

then we went into offense a little..

5. Drew Bennett
6.Brandon Stokley (also returning from our previous team)

then we got...

7. Adam Archuletta

now, here i forget the rest of the order so im gonna name guys..

Matt Jones, cuz hes a fucking beast
Kevin Curtis, really fast cracker
David Diehl
Chris Snee (our guards are always Sniehl)
I forget our tackles
Matt Birk, your center cant get any more white.
Nick Goings is our #1 back with
Brock Forsey being our #2
Jason Babin rounds out our LBs, and he is also returing from our previous team, because as our LOLB i blitz with him all the time.
and of course our FB is The Sauce.. you cant have a team with out The Sauce fucking people up.
Jeremy Shockey is our #1 TE and and i think its Mike Schobel, Aarons brother is our #2
the rest of our d-line is chris hovan at tackle and Bo Schobel at left end... we needed all 3 schobels
our other safety is Stuart Schweigert, another returning player.
And our corners are Dustin Fox (a rookie, white FS with 92 speed..) Jon McGraw, another returner.. for some reason hes an amazing corner...
and we had like 2 more safeties turned corners.
our Qbs are.. Aaron Rodgers
with jeff george and ty detmer as back-ups
tim dwight runs our kicks and punts
i forgot who our kicker is, but jeff feagles is our punter

[VivaLaFlamme]

Interesting.

[CRASHER]

hey did you add Brock Lesnar ?? :-)

Least you are smart enough to not have Chad as the QB!!!

did you name the team "team whitey" ??

[shiftypowers]

actually, we did get brock... we actually did... and we were gonna change the name of the team and in the offseason fire tim carter cuz hes black and hire like john fox or someone really white to be our d-co

[shiftypowers]

Well, here is an update on the all white team... We play on all pro, and the only black people we allow on the team are draft picks because we cant control what they look like. We are at week 16 with a 13-1-0 record... we lost a game and we were pretty pissed.

QB- Aaron Rodgers -----------Jeff "Million $ Arm" George
-------------------Passing
Rating: 92.4 -----------------103.5
Yrds: 2,499--------------------33
TD/INT: 35/15-----------------0/0
Comp: 140---------------------2
Att:304-------------------------3
Comp %: 46%-----------------66%
Avg: 8.2------------------------11
Yrds/ Game: 178.5--------------2.7
Sack: 33------------------------2
Long: 73 ----------------------18
---------------------Rushing
Yds: 63--------------------------N/A
TD: 0
Att: 14
Avg: 4.5
Y/G: 4.5
Fum: 1
BTk: 1
Hit: 5
20+: 1
Lng: 20
Our other QB is Ty Detmer

HB- Nick Goings--------- Brock the cock Forsey
Yds: 1,098------------------- 29
TD: 7-------------------------0
Att: 273----------------------12
Avg: 4.0----------------------2.4
Y/G: 78.4--------------------2
Fum: 1-----------------------0
BTk: 27----------------------0
Hit: 487---------------------17
20+: 2----------------------0
Lng: 69-------------------- 6
Receiving
Rec: 11---------------------N/A
Yds: 125
Avg: 11.3
TD: 2
Y/G: 8.9
YAC: 135
YAC AVG: 12.2
Drps: 3
Lng: 52

Our other HB is Eddie Berlin... we converted him cuz we needed a fast hb, but he sucks.

** Drew Bennett and Brandon Stokley had -14 and -25 yards on our 3 and 8 shitty reverses

FB- The Sauce (Jim Kleinsasser)
Rushing
Yds: 147
TD: 0
Att: 34
Avg: 4.3
Y/G: 10.5
Fumb: 3
BTk: 11
Hit: 71
20+: 0
Lng: 14
Receiving
Rec: 7
Yds: 56
Avg: 8
TD: 0
Y/G: 4
YAC: 52
YAC AVG: 7.4
Drps: 0
Lng: 19

TE- Jeremy Shockey-------------Matt Schobel (Mobel)
Rec: 47-------------------------------1
Yds: 743----------------------------- 5
Avg: 15.8-----------------------------5
TD: 11--------------------------------0
Y/G: 53-------------------------------0.3
YAC: 258---------------------------- 2
YAC AVG: 5.4----------------------- 2
Drps: 8-------------------------------0
Lng: 62------------------------------5

WR- Matt.......JONES--------Drew Bennett
Rec: 40---------------------------17
Yds: 866------------------------- 306
Avg: 21.6----------------------- 18
TD: 11--------------------------- 5
Y/G: 61.8---------------------- 21.8
YAC: 132---------------------- 15
YAC AVG: 3.2----------------- 0.8
Drps: 8------------------------- 1
Lng: 73------------------------ 50

Brandon Stokley--------Kevin Curtis
Rec: 12-------------------- 7
Yds: 157------------------ 274
Avg: 13------------------ 39.1
TD: 2--------------------- 4
Y/G: 11.2---------------- 19.5
YAC: 20------------------ 73
YAC AVG: 2.4----------- 10.4
Drps: 1------------------ 1
Lng: 53----------------- 69

Bennett is our #1, Jones was our slot, but we made him number 2 and then slot on all formations with more than 2 wrs. Stokley used to be number 2, but matt jones is a beast, so he is our deep threat and posession. hes 6'5 with a 95 jump, so hes good for come backs and he has 93 speed, so hes good for deep, and fades, and everything.

Our other WR is Tim Dwight, but he just returns kicks

O- Line
LT- Jeff Bacus- 103 cakes, 6 sacks
RT: Kyle Turley- 99 cakes, 11 sacks
C: Matt Birk- 83 cakes, 1 sack
LG: David Diehl- 61 cakes, 2 sacks
RG: Chris Snee- 55 cakes, 1 sack

Misc-
The Sauce- 37 cakes, 2 sacks
Shockey- 33 cakes

Back up o-line
Chris Colmer- LT
Logan Mankins- LG
Alex Stepanovich- C
Mark Wilson- RT

[shiftypowers]

We are basically a run first team, because mike thats goings and i take the sauce and block for him. on passing plays he usually takes matt jones because our routes confuse the defensive backs. when we arent throwing to matt jones, he takes someone and tries to draw coverage away from other receivers.

[shiftypowers]

Defense- We play a 3-4 cuz white guys are good linebackers, but there are 0 white corners, so we had to convert safeties.

LBs
Dan Morgan--------Brian Urlacher
Tack: 48--------------35
TLoss: 10------------ 9
Sacks: 3-------------- 5
Int: 4----------------- 6
PD: 5----------------- 9
FF: 0-------------------3
FRec: 0----------------0
Saf: 0------------------1
TD: 0-------------------1

Keith Brooking------Jason Babin
Tack: 30--------------27
TLoss: 5------------ 8
Sacks: 3-------------- 6
Int: 1----------------- 0
PD: 7----------------- 4
FF: 0-------------------2
FRec: 1----------------0
Saf: 0------------------0
TD: 0-------------------0

Morgan and Urlacher are the 2 middle lbs, and Babin is the Left and Brooking is the right. When we go into nickel morgan moves to left and urlacher is the middle. Our back ups are LOLB Sean Tufts, ROLB Colby Bockwoldt.

DE
Aaron Schobel--------Bo Shobel (Boble)
Tack: 20--------------15
TLoss: 6------------ 0
Sacks: 6-------------- 11
Int: 0----------------- 0
PD: 2----------------- 0
FF: 1-------------------1
FRec: 1----------------0
Saf: 0------------------0
TD: 0-------------------0

Backups- Jeb Huckeba, Josh Thomas-LE.

CBs- All are converted safeties
John McGraw--------Dustin Fox
Tack: 25--------------37
TLoss: 1------------ 9
Sacks: 0-------------- 0
Int: 1----------------- 7
PD: 16----------------- 16
FF: 0-------------------0
FRec: 1----------------0
Saf: 0------------------0
TD: 0-------------------0

Sean Considine----Cameron Worrell
Tack: 12--------------6
TLoss: 2------------- 0
Sacks: 2-------------- 2
Int: 3----------------- 0
PD: 3----------------- 2
FF: 0-------------------0
FRec: 2----------------2
Saf: 0------------------0
TD: 0-------------------0

First 2 are our 1 &2. then nickle and dime backs.
Worrell has 85 speed. Considine has 86. McGraw has 87. Fox has 92.

SS--------------------------FS
Adam Archuleta------ Stuart Schweigert
Tack: 33--------------22
TLoss: 2------------ 2
Sacks: 2--------------0
Int: 4----------------- 3
PD: 6----------------- 8
FF: 3-------------------0
FRec:1----------------2
Saf: 0------------------ 0
TD: 1------------------- 0

Back ups are Todd Franz and Justin Beriault.

DT
Chris Hovan
Tack: 16
TLoss: 0
Sacks: 10
Int: 0
PD: 0
FF: 0
FRec:0
Saf:0
TD: 0

Back ups are Chris Hoke and Brock the cock Lesner. Yes, we refer to anyone with the name Brock as Brock the cock.

K
Sebastion Janikowski
FGM: 21
FGA: 26
FG% 80
Lng: 59
XPM: 42
XPA: 43
XP% 97
17-29: 4/4
30-39: 5/5
40-49: 5/5
50+: 7/12

P
Jeff Feagles
Avg: 45.9
No. 37
Yds: 1,699
Net Yds: 1,585
Net Avg: 42.8
In 20: 12
TB: 2
Lng: 59

I punt and kick field goals and OFFENSIVE TD extra pts. the extra pt missed was not by me. mike does defensive td pats cuz he then does the kickoff and calls defensive plays. i call offensive plays.