It is that time of the year again

[shiftypowers]

Last week mike and i drafted our annual all white team. Like last time, we scouted the draft and saw where players were going to fall and made our picks according to that.

Like in previous years we went with a 3-4 defense, because there is only 1 white corner this year, and it is pretty much impossible to field a good defense with converted safeties. Now, i know what you are thinking, "there is a white corner?" Mike and I were surprised as well, because Dustin Fox of the Vikings changed from safety to corner since last year. Which is good for us because thats a guy with 93 speed we can put at corner and kind of keep up with other WRs. But we always run into a problem with corners and running backs, because there is only 1 of each. Back in the days of Jason Sehorn and Brock "White Lightning" Forsey and Luke "White Thunder" Staley running back was set. But with only Nick Goings it was tough.

So we decided to go with Full Backs as our half backs. The only problem with this is that we have to draft black half backs and black corners to fill the requirement before we could draft all these fbs and safeties to convert.

so, we drafted pac man jones, who in this years version is named pac man and not adam, with and some other guys with the intention of trading and cutting them. the same with our running backs and we also drafted Black Jesus (Vince Young) so we could trade him for draft picks.

I do not remember the order inwhich we picked our players, so im going to go by position.

QB- Eli Manning- Started at an 89--- but now at week 4 hes a 91. He has a 129.1 passer rating. 953 yards, 10 tds to 2 ints. A 57% comp%. 8 sacks and a long pass of 81 yards. And 0 4th quarter comebacks... because we arent behind in the 4th... and he has 1 rushing td with 29 yards on 4 runs.

Mike McMahon- Because he has 74 speed, and we were like HEY we can fake field goal. he has 13 yards and 1 td on 1 attempt

Lared Lorenzen- because hes fat.

HB- Nick Goings, but he got hurt in preseason so we thought we were screwed, buttttttt

Mike Alstott- We traded pac man jones for him. He was just supposed to be a back up, but right now hes our feature back... yes, our feature back. We were wondering why the game lagged so much, and then we realized that madden is having trouble computing Mike Alstott as our feature back. He has 348 yards on 55 attempts and 5 tds.

Paul Smith- he was the fastest white full back left, so we signed him as a FA.

Madison Hedgecock- because look at his name.

*The good thing about having all FBs is that our return blocking is much better*

FB- Chris Cooley- hes a 95 now. he has 23 rushing yards on 6 rushes with 0 tds. He has 85 rec yards on 9 receptions with 1 td.

WR- Matt Jones- hes always a fucking beast. How can a guy who is 6-5 242, run so fast? he has 93 speed and hes a fucking beast. He has 10 rec for 358 yards and 6 tds. he is our number 2 reciever, although he is really a #1, but its a better match up on the #2 corner.

Drew Bennett- another beast. He isnt as big or as fast, but hes beasting as our #1 reciever. He has 9 catches for 302 yards and 2 tds.

Tim Dwight- hes really fast, but we dont even use him.

Jeremy Bloom- he is our really fast white kick returner and he is our slot, even tho he cant catch for shit. but we are gonna make him better so eventually he will be sick

Marc Boerigter- he was on our first all white team and we had to get him, even tho he doesnt play and just sits there.

*we rarely go out of a 2 WR set, because our strength is having 2 wrs, 2 tes, and a FB who are recieving threats. so we do a lot of I formation and 2 TE sets.*

TE- Jeremy Shockey- 10 catches for 208 yards and 1 td.

Heath Miller- he hasnt caught anything in the regular season yet.

LT- Robert Gallery
Patrick Estes

LG- David Diehl
Mark Setterstorm-- For our back ups we started going for the whitest names ever, except paul estes.

C- Nick Mangold
Geoff Hangartner

RG- Chris Snee
Ritchie Incognito-- we cannot have a draft without ritchie incognito being picked.

RT- Jordan Gross
Mike Kracalik

***Now, the defense is always our strength, even tho our corners usually blow.

LE- Patrick Kerney- he only has 2 tackles, but both are sacks. its hard for him to make plays when our LBs are fucking sick.

Simon Fraser

RE- Bo Schobel- Bobel has been a mainstay on our all white team defensive line. he has 1 tackle this season

Scott Scharff

DT- Chris Hovan- 4 tackles and 2 sacks. He has been a beast on previous all white teams.

Dusty Dvoracek
Matt McChesney

LOLB- AJ Hawk- he has 5 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 big hit, 1 pass def and 0 catches allowed. He is only an 87 but he is just a rookie, so he is going to be our future.

Brady Poppinga

MLB- Brian Urlacher- 12 tackles, 3 sacks, 1 big hit, 3 ints, 2 pass def, and i believe he also has a TD.

Dan Morgan- 14 tackles, 3 big hits, 2 pass def, 0 catches allowed

Chase Blackburn

ROLB- 7 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 int, 1 pass def

CB- Jon McGraw- he has always been our beast at #1 corner. hes so beastly for a safety converted. 13 tackles, 2 big hits 1 int, 10 pass def, 15 catches allowed. See, the thing is that we are usually ahead early, so they go to the air. so, sometimes jon doesnt always stop the ball, but the advantage of having all safeties out there is that they tackle a lot better than corners and they hit hard.

Dustin Fox- he is a solid number 2 corner. 10 tackles, 2 big hits

Sean Considine- our nickleback when we actually go to the nickle, but we mostly use the normal 3-4 because our backers are our strength. 3 tackles 1 sack

Eric Smith- i saw E Smith and was like emmitt smith. so we drafted him. 4 tackles.

FS- Stuart Schweigert- on defense im always the gert. 8 Tackles, 1 sack, 4 big hits, 2 ints.

Kevin Kaesviharn- 7 tackles

SS- Adam Archuleta- 8 tackles 4 big hits, 1 int.

Derek Pagel- 4 tackles 1 big hit

K- Josh Brown- 3-3 with a long of 35...

P- Mat McBriar- Average of 52.5