world's most determined suicide !

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www.theomahachannel.com/news/4017417/detail.html

guess he was determined to go eh :-)

Man Commits Suicide With Chainsaw

POSTED: 11:14 am CST December 22, 2004
UPDATED: 11:17 am CST December 22, 2004

GRAND ISLAND, Neb. -- A man being served an arrest warrant killed himself with a chainsaw in Grand Island.

The Nebraska State Patrol said they went to the man's Grand Island business to serve a federal arrest warrant for felon in possession of a firearm. The man barricaded himself inside the business, and troopers called for backup.

When a SWAT team arrived, they made their way into the business and the man fled to a bathroom carrying a chainsaw. He locked himself in the bathroom and the SWAT team continued negotiations. The team made it into the bathroom and told the man to drop the chainsaw. When he wouldn't, a member of the SWAT team fired a non-lethal round at the man. The man then lowered himself onto the chainsaw, killing himself.

A special prosecutor will be named in the case. Nebraska law requires a grand jury be convened anytime a person dies while in police custody or in the process of apprehension.

[yrallee]

Ack.. those Mid-west folk need to stay away from power tools. What's more frightening is that I know someone out there.... and erm.. uh..

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more that I think about it I wanna know HOW he got the damn chainsaw ?

What a bad comedy way to kill yourself though... explain that on the line to the afterlife !

[yrallee]

"Oh yeah, you should've seen it.. I really out smarted those cops.. they didn't see the chainsaw I was holding behind my back.."

That'll go over well.

[CRASHER]

the only thing you could say when you get to the front of the line is "you can only imagine what was in my OTHER hand !!"