Stupid MySpace surveys

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But every now and then they are fun enough to pass along... and something has to get some life into this board right ??

Ok, here's a survey with a twist!! Here's to the things in life that really piss us off!! Have fun!


MOST HATED...

FRUIT: Pears... I just won't eat them

CANDY: any with nuts in it... or those damn mixers that don't give you a map to see where the good ones are !!

BEVERAGE: Prune Juice..... or I could just say that training beer known as Budweiser

TOWN/CITY: Phily... and LA too (I hear it sucks to be in a town you can't breathe in !)

TV SHOW: .... err I dunno.. if I don't like it I don't watch it, but the OC commercials during Sunday Football Annoy me to no end....

MOVIE: Quest For Fire.... WORST MOVIE EVER..... movie ran for days with nothing but cavemen who only grunted fucking dialogue and after all that boredom THEY DROP THE FIRE IN THE WATER AND RUIN THE POINT OF THE MOVIE.... *Argh*... any Tim Burton movie ranks high on the hate list too

ASPECT OF MYSPACE: People who kiss their friends ass and call their disgusting photos of them waddling around as hot bitches, you're foul... you're nasty and you're built like an elephant... stop kissing people's asses, they ain't giving you none anyway

ANIMAL: I'd have to say any that makes me wheeze (no offense to the pets of course)

BUG: Bees... hate them... see them... kill them!

AGE OF KIDS: Does my 15 month old niece and -4 months old next nephew/niece count?

DRIVING?: People who don't signal... we don't give a fuck where you are going JUST WHEN!!

GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: Being made to have to use them... like Joe Pesci once said... THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE-THRU!!!

YOU'RE AT THE MALL: errr... people ?? How about waitresses and McEmployees who don't understand what DIET COKE NO ICE means

SLEEPING: When my stupid headboard shifts and bashes against the wall (ever since I watched the Devils-Blues game in there and leaned against it... it's been LOUD)

SHOWERING: Getting the water just right, and I hate showers with no water pressure to them!

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: Sand... and people who show too much skin who SHOULDN'T... I know and acknowledge my fatassedness... and I dress appropriately... YOU SHOULD TOO (though if you are totally hot and female, please show as much as possible )

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: The old lady in front of you who fights for FIFTEEN MINUTES that her prunes are 5 cents less then she was charged for them!!!!

COOKING OR BAKING: I like cooking, I just HATE cleaning up!

HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST?: cleaning up after a Friday or Sunday Night Wrestling outing at my house... TRASH CAN.. USE IT PEOPLE

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?: At the hands of one of my psycho ex's

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?: Leaving their leftover food and soda bottles on my living room floor. Saying you're going to do something and then not doing it too... and also letting someone else run your life for you is pretty shitty too.....

WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT?: Forgetting stufff

WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT): Anyone who feels they need to be a slave to fashion.... just wear hockey jerseys and smile lots!

POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT): Err... Well the damn song from the Bodyguard by Whitney Houston is pretty bad.... so was the Anything I do song from Bryan Adams... but the Black Eyed Peas and Pussycat Dolls couldn't fall into a big enough pile of boiling AIDS for me!!

WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: Dating that rotten 4'11'' midget woman!!!!

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR: I only get 28.4 MPG (I dunno... I like my car)

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS?: The cattiness... the paranoia, the constant 1-upmanship....the insecurities..... I could go on for days

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS?: Guys who let anyone else take over their lives and forget who they are.... (then again I hate that in most people)

WHAT'S ANNOYING YOU TODAY?: That my stupid credit card payment did not process... and having to vaccum my living room again... I am putting it off by doing this

[sistressk]

~Copied from my myspace bulletin~

MOST HATED...

FRUIT: Bananas.. DOn't know... guess it reminds me of something

CANDY: Gummy Candy.. anytihng gummy

BEVERAGE: Busch or Budweiser Beer.. Pepsi

TOWN/CITY: Los Angeles, Anywhere in Germany, Davenport Fla, Clermont, Fla,

TV SHOW: ...Sunday and Monday Night football, President's address to the nation, Bill Maher, Deadwood, One Tree Hill

MOVIE: Punch Drunk Love, Any LOTR movie, Eyes Wide Shut

ASPECT OF MYSPACE: Friend "Whores" and little 16 year old who brag about crimes on their myspace or run off to Jordan to be with some guy ( DUUUH)

ANIMAL: My friend Sue's American Eskimo, Samantha, ( This dog is like Cujo, fangs and all)

BUG: Bees... hate them... see them... kill them!

AGE OF KIDS: None really, get back to me when i have kids...

DRIVING?: People who drive slow in the fast lane, People who speed up when your trying to change lanes or turn, Traffic in the tri-state area ( the only place it can take 2 hours to go 20 miles)

GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: I don't do Drive Thru's !!! not after car accident Numero Uno

YOU'RE AT THE MALL: Mallrats, Salespeople who pester you when your just looking and are never around when you need actual help

SLEEPING: When my stupid headboard shifts and bashes against the wall (ever since I watched the Devils-Blues game in there and leaned against it... it's been LOUD)

SHOWERING: Getting the water just right, and I hate showers with no water pressure to them!

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: Sand , well and being there, i burn like a lobster, not a pretty site, also refuse to wear a swim suit.. aw hell no

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: Just being there sucks ass, but the thing i detest the most about it is , those stupid little kids who are too lazy to bag your fucking groceries and COUPON CLIPPERS !!! I hate these fuckers in any store ( hello that's why Shop Rite and all these other stores have those little discount things that go on your keychain !!!!)

COOKING OR BAKING: Cooking is okay , cleaning up afterward is a pain

HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST?: doing dishes and taking trash to the curb.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?: I plan to die in my sleep... It's the only way to die !!!

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?: People who comprimse themselves for all the wrong reasons, People who are not true to themselves, And people who use text messaging as a sole means of communication ( Hello people, pick up a godamn phone once in awhile) oh also can't stand people who talk through the whole movie

WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT?: I've got quite a few bad habits...I admit it.. probably too many to list

WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT): in Girls:Gaucho pants
bollero shirts, thongs( just not comfy) parachute pants In guys, Parachute pants, men who wear capri pants, guys who wear there pants down around there ass, The Mullet
POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT): MS Booty, by Bubba Sparxxs, Underneath your Clothes ( Shakria) , Anything by 50 Cent

WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: the fact that our high schools biggest clame to fame is Joey Fatone and Johnny Damon graduated from there ( yeah i graduated in the same class with Johnny Damon)

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR: Abosolutely nothing, I LOVE my new car !!!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS?: Women can be completely cutthroat. In our nature we are bitchy, evil, insecure, controlling domineering.. .. etc.. The only thing that annoys me is other girls who are blantanly obvious about there bitchy, controlling, domineering ways... I just wanna slap those kinda women silly and go WAKE UP BITCHES !!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS?: guys who can think of nothing but sports 24/7/365 ( At least pretend to have other interests ..K? Guys who feel they have to live up to other people's expecations.. be who you are ( that's goes for anyone really)
WHAT'S ANNOYING YOU TODAY?: That I just gave fucking UCC 1100 dollars and still owe them 700 more, Waxing Nostalgic over days and friends who've recently gone the way of the wind, Menstral Cramps, My mother ( oh hell, she annoys me every day)

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Hey I talk through most movies !!!

And why were you breaking my head board during the Devils-Blues game !??!?!

I do find it funny how four different people copied my bees line word for word!!

I should have added that Rome TV Series from HBO that thing was brutal!

[sistressk]

I did'nt even realize i missed that :
SLEEPING: Two people sharing a full size bed, waking up with pug in my face, not getting enough sleep, The headboard makes too much noise during certain... errr ... activties..

As for the bee line, i agree 100%

You do talk during movies? Never realized, but then again i've only been to the movies with ya a few times. I tihnk the last time was House of Wax, the only thing that was good in that flick was when Paris Hilton got whacked... stupid little biatch that she is....

Oh and boardmaster, why can't i get my avatar to work??? i tried to use one of my own

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Well I didn't want people assuming things after all lord knows my rep is overrated enough

I got stung in the eye by a bee when I was like 8... I have a complex.. I must step on all of them when I see them...

what avatar are you trying to use ??

Man if I wasn't a Nazi, I'd call myself boardmaster

[sistressk]

i'm trying to get one of my own to work. it's of colin farrel... after all i need to be orginal ... right. yeah when i ws 5 stuck my hand in a basket of bees.... been freaked ever since

[sistressk]

Let's Keep it going with another survey:
. What does your MySpace quote mean?
Nothing at all, i could not think of anything profound

2. Elaborate on your default photo.
it's me and my baby girl, Lola the Pug

3. Who is the first person on your top 8?
Emi, i've know her since she was born

4. Whats your current relationship status?
Up one day, down the next, the roller coster of life

5. What exactly are you wearing right now?
tan capri and top

6. What is your current problem?
money and men, and the fact that friends of mine just disappear( i'm at like 4 now and counting)

7. What do you love most?
My grandfather, he doesn not interfere, he's just there. Very intelligent man

8. What makes you most happy?
Continuing on my path to future success... It's a slow process...but i'm doing it

9.. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I would have probably been more studious and gotten out of school, i could i have been practicing law for six years now if i had

10. Ever have a near death experience?
Yup, September 14, 1994, Almost died of spinal menegitis... sometimes i wonder why i was spared...

11. Name an obvious quality you have?
sense of humor

12. Whats the name of the song thats stuck in your head right now?
Ms Booty, Bubba Sparxx

13. Any celeb you would marry?
Colin Farrel, oh yes, i will marry you one day !!! (HAHAH yeah right)

14. Who will cut and paste this first?
i dunno. gonna post it on Scott's board as well

15. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
My boss at work... first person in all my years

16. Do you have a crush on someone?
no

17. Have you ever vandalized someones private property?
Yeah i was involved in one in Port richey with Melissa and this kid that lived in the same apt complex as she did.. this was like 1987 or 1988

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
yes

19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yes

20. Whats the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
eyes, smile, clothes

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Cafe Latte

22. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
on purpose? no but i keep gettin hurt in car accidents...

23. Say something totally random about you?
I'm a closet geek, i love being in school and learning

24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
no, and i don't

25. How old are you?
let's just say i'm over 21 and leave it at that... hmm shall we

26. Do you wear a watch? what kind?
I used to till battery died, fossil, I WILL get a new battery this weekend ( geez only said that like a year ago)

27. Do you have anything pierced?
ears 2 in each

28. Do you have any tattoos?
nope

29. Do you like pain?
not at all, i'm a pussy could never be a submissive

30. Do you like to shop?
once in awhile

31. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
a bottled water

32. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
gasoline, this very morning

33. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Al

34. What is on your desktop background?
My pug baby, Lola

35. What is on the background of your cell?
right now, Al

36. Do you like redheads?
on girls yeah, for guys ,, nope

37. Do you know any twins?
I do, my little cousins Christopher and Joseph

38. Do you have any weird relatives?
HA.. My whole family is pyschotic

39. What was the last movie you watched?
watched Possseion of Emily Rose last night on demand

40. What was the last book you read?
the latest VC Andrews trash fest...

41. Did you or are you planning to go to college?
went back in Jan 06, still going strong...

42. What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?
my camo capri's

43. Do you like to party?
occasinally, i don't really have the time

44. What was your last text message?
I'll be there in 10 min u need cigs?

45. What are your plans this weekend?
Not too sure yet, I know a party on at least one of the days, maybe movies, nothing that spectacular...

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sistressk said:

i'm trying to get one of my own to work. it's of colin farrel... after all i need to be orginal ... right. yeah when i ws 5 stuck my hand in a basket of bees.... been freaked ever since

the picture has to be on the internet somewhere... email it to me and I'll put it on my webserver... at least then you have the picture in a place you can use it (sad that my hockey recap page has come to that, though I may try to revive it next year with the fact I will be home nights again... one class left and less... distractions... during the week)

and I don't think anyone else on my forum has a thing for Mister Farrel... so it's all good

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oh it is, it's on my myspace... yeah i would doubt that anyone else lusts after colin like i do....

Yeah it was all sports before.. i'll e-mail it to ya.. groovy...

Yeah i know what you mean by distractions... I hardly have any anymore, but then again with work and school who has time anymore. fall will be better though.. outta class by 7 most days,, not that it will matter though....

[sistressk]

Here's another one: Yeah i'm bored.

What is your stand on.....

Abortion? Unless you are raped, but if your gonna play, you gotta be prepared to pay... ya know..

Death Penalty?:Punishment should fit the crime, nuff said... But how bout instead of injection we use a firing squad?

Prostitution?: Hell nothing wrong with a working gal, make it legal !!!

Alcohol?: Sure, why not..

Marijuana?: not my drug.... makes me paranoid

Other drugs?: .... If people want to do drugs let em, then they won't do em anymore

Gay marriage? Let the little fairies get married...

Illegal immigrants?: Go back to your country !!!

Smoking?: It's a nasty habit to bear, and hard to quit.... take it from me... JUST SAY NO !!!

Drunk driving?: If we had better more accessible public transportation would not happen, or if sober ride existed... everyone has drove drunk.... FACT

Cloning?: No we have enough stupid people

Racism?: I hate everyone

Premarital sex?: You gotta test drive the good before you commit to anything long term.... could you imagine marrying someone who sucked at sex.... err no thanks

Religion?: Whatever, not really religious...

The war in Iraq?: Get our men and women out and make Iraq, Iran and North Korea fucking parking lots...Just blow them the fuck up...I am so tired of that.

Bush?: Is the biggest stupidest redneck on the planet, why can't someone just shoot him and be done with it


Downloading music?: gotta get music for the pod somehow

The legal drinking age?: If your old enough to die for your country, your old enough to have a drink....

Porn?: Yeah why not, just no kiddie porn, that's sick....

Suicide?: Sometimes people feel it's the only solution, and i can understand that, most people are heartless and cruel and don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.... even your so-called "friends"

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Like i said. i'm bored... I must be, i never post on this board...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Damn my hair is a mess, but screw it i'm late again....

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
i don't know. i never have to worry about that ;D

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"?
FUCK

4. Favorite planet?
Uranus

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
the house is the last call on my received list...i dont have 4 missed calls

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Jolene by the White Stripes ( my phone is also a mp3... i rock !!)

7. What shirt are you wearing?
red top

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Label's don't define me, i'm just me... yeah i guess i could be a bit of a snob..

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing
My hollister flip flops ( see what i mean about the snob thing..)

10. Bright or Dark Room?
dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
emi's a cool chick...

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
the one furthest from the door....

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Errr.... TMI... don't ya think

4. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Don't remember. i barely text anymore.

15. Who is the coolest person in your life?
Al, my life is never dull with him at least !, and i can count on him above anyone else..

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
shit

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Al

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Again, TMI.. don't ya think

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
motrin, took a xanax yesterday was kinda stressed out...

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none, i'm not a picture person at al, I kinda hate em...

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Prolly 21, I had the greatest friends, I loved me life, on the same coin, i'd have to say 31 has been one of the worse, very defining year in many ways... and the conclusion i've come to is that you have to be out for yourself and trust no one.

22. Your worst enemy?
BEES, and well yeah BEES

23. What is your current desktop picture?
my lola baby swimming

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I'll meet you at 6pm in East Windsor.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
oh money baby !!!!

26. Do you like someone?
No, I love someone... ..

27. The last song you listened to?
Out comes the evil by Lords of Acid

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, what would you do?
I'd kill the person. Dead.

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
HAHAHA. would'nt you like to know that, let's just say it's quite a few people, and i would'nt punch them in the face, i'd kick them in the balls, WAY more effective...

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
a chair