As most of you know, General Zod was the main bad guy in the Superman II movie, and was a VERY over the top uber-dry villian who did in half make the movie a cult classic.... and well myspace (and you tube) being the bastions of time wasting on the internet....someone made a Gen. Zod myspace page..... the page itself is hilarity defined (as are his blogs)....but sometimes he posts bulletins... and this one was golden... so I had to share with you all since this is top shelf stuff:
General Zod
www.myspace.com/generalzod Date: Oct 24, 2006 2:16 PM
Subject Sexual Survey
Body: I do not typically post such surveys. However, this time I must.
1) Ever been to a strip club?
No, but I do plan on attending soon.
2) to a bar?
Not anymore.
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
It is not possible for one as powerful as I.
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Earth liquor does little to affect your ruler.
5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Who dares accuse me of this?!?
6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
See the answer to question 4.
7) Had sex in a car?
I do not require a car.
8) Had sex in a park?
No, but I have masturbated in the Phantom Zone.9) Had sex in a movie theater?
I do not go to movies, I prefer Netflix.
10) Had sex in a bathroom?
I possess no rectal opening, therefore I do not require a bathroom to have sex in.
11) Had sex at work?
Thursday.
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Often.
13) Bought something from an "adult" store?
Often.
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
I do not require money, I simply take what I want.
16) Is there anyone on your friends list you've done or would do?
sigh....
17) Have you ever had sex with other people in the room?
I am usually alone.
18) Are your breasts real?
If they are not real then your ruler is not real.
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
I find such acts to be barbaric, for I require a certain degree of familiarity with my sexual partner before partaking.
20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not yet.
