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Post by CRASHER on Dec 2, 2004 17:50:29 GMT -5
This to me ranks up on the level of the Cindy Brown Rant... but I find this stuff pretty damn funny too... makes me wanna go to LA almost  OK, to the so-called Australian Raw Deal "Champion"
Y'know, on my extremely rare posts to this list, I make an effort to
put forward well formulated, logical and constructive arguments. I
tried saying it nicely. I tried putting it in logical terms to both
appeal to your good sense (of which you apparently have none) and
your own self-interest. Perhaps I used too many words with more than
two syllables, or you skip straight past anything that's more than a
couple of paragraphs long because it taxes your brain too much. Hell,
perhaps you're just naturally a wanker (small aside - best part of
first WWE tour to Australia. Jericho coming out to 80,000 people
chanting "You are a wanker!" and yelling, "I didn't come all this way
just so you people could call me a wanker! I don't even know what a
wanker is!" Insert Edge demonstrating behind him).
Well, I've had enough. First off, you don't even speak for the
Australian Raw Deal community, let alone the International one. Wow,
you won the qualifier. Colour me not caring. Secondly, in that tiny
brain of yours, did the message that whining like a little girl is
probably the best way to guarantee that Australia will not get a
qualifier next year penetrate? Obviously not, because if I were
Barron & Co. right now, the last thing I'd want to do is give you and
the rest of the whingers another shot.
You're everything I hate about (part of) the CCG community. You're
arrogant, you're a poor sportsman, and from what I hear nobody
outside of your local community (and some within) has anything good
to say about you. I remember you from the first Australian nationals -
you were the guy who made it to the semi-finals and then threw his
deck across the room when he lost. You played the same deck last
year, didn't you? Accused the guy who beat you of cheating when he
dropped a Glass Ceiling and ruined your whole game plan. Newsflash -
if you scoop as soon as a single card is played or you sit down
across a particular Superstar, your deck sucks. You'd been lucky
until then that time, and you were lucky this time, as I happen to
know that a couple of people were packing Ceiling this year as well.
How old are you anyway, pendejo? From what I hear, you're not a
little kid, which makes this all the more pathetic. Grow up.
To the other World Championship qualifiers: Please destroy this guy.
Either at the card tables or outside in the parking lot, I don't much
care which. Also try to keep in mind that he represents the worst
segment of Australia's Raw Dealers - don't judge the rest of us by
him. On the plus side, there's a hell of a lot of people over here
rooting for you.
Respond if you want, puto, I don't much care. But don't expect me to
dignify anything you say with a reply - you're not worth my time.
To the moderators: My apologies for blatantly disregarding the list
rules, but I felt that someone had to say it in public at least once
on behalf of the Australian Raw Deal community. I consider myself
warned, and feel free to remove my unmoderated posting privileges.
It's not going to make a difference to me from now on anyway. |
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