This just in.....

[AcesHigh27]

Great news everyone. The latest edition to the WWE family has been born. Little Lucifer, healthy son of wrestlers Kane and Lita was born 10 lbs, 8 ounces with burn scars, and no hair on his head. When the Dr. went to cut the umbilical cord, little Lucifer summonded his power from hell and chokeslammed the Dr. Kane was quoted as saying, "That's my boy."

Matt has undergone mental therapy and is now dating Stacy Keibler.

Enough of this bad joke. I was just wondering where this storyline was going, and now I know. Just think of the comedic possibilities this has to offer. Scott could have a veritable field day with this.

[The Fox]

AcesHigh27 said:

Great news everyone. The latest edition to the WWE family has been born. Little Lucifer, healthy son of wrestlers Kane and Lita was born 10 lbs, 8 ounces with burn scars, and no hair on his head. When the Dr. went to cut the umbilical cord, little Lucifer summonded his power from hell and chokeslammed the Dr. Kane was quoted as saying, "That's my boy."

Matt has undergone mental therapy and is now dating Stacy Keibler.

Enough of this bad joke. I was just wondering where this storyline was going, and now I know. Just think of the comedic possibilities this has to offer. Scott could have a veritable field day with this.

Holy Lamage Batman! Yes, the WWE has now gotten down to a new low with this shitty storyline...wait this is familiar *thinks Maye Young with plastic glove* thank god I'm not watching RAW.

[CRASHER]

the best part of that whole but was how they were acting like it was some BAD SILENT MOVIE... I was too busy laughing in tears to make any other cracks except that he needed to kick her in the uterus !! ;D