the exact wording will be spoiled with the res tof the pre match. also abilities in inquest, not exact wording but also not final:
Viscera: your irish whips gut wrenches and cards played after those cards are F:0
Chavo: once per turn you can pick up a non unique high risk (likely by discarding a card) , you can discard a high risk to recover 3 (likely once per turn)
Mexicools: Oce per turn they can search for a technical, blindside, presciscion.
Booker: If you want to reverse a volley maneuver from hand you gotta overturn 5 first.
the only one i couldnt read was big show
Funaki: 12 hand size, cant pack hybrids.
Anyway:
Round 1: Steve something (Jim's Heatseekers, thjere were 5 of them today)
I couldnt draw a 0, he had like 1 car din hand at one popint but i couldnt draw a fucking 0.
0-1
Round 2:
Some Kid-PSS Ric FLair
I drew 0s, but they kept getting removed. he started with all 3 volley this's in 5 cards. Eventually he powered me.
0-2
Round 3: Sit there peoples champ
I didnt know he was heel, so i got an ovesell instead of a reach. I got some fort on the board, but it didnt help because he jsut reversed every single move i ever through.
0-3
Round 4:
Cantor-IAAATG Movie JBL.
I hit a why the hell are we back, but i thoguht hed bootlace/german so i took back Mattitude, instead of cow. All the cool kids are 0-4
0-4
Round 5:
Big Schramm-Torrie Wilson
HEEL?!?!?! Anyway, this was the only game i stood a chance ni, i got alot of fort on the boar,d but he pinned me anyway
0-5
I got a doink face card that mike won cos he already has one..whoppee..