I find this amusing... someone on the email list did a mock commentary of the Evolution vs Eddie G ... Gen Con Finals... I found it amusing
Tazz - Well, the bell rings and Eddie Guerrero is already in for the fight
of his life againstTriple H and the other members of Evolution
Cole - You said it, Tazz. This just isn't a fair fight. I smell foul play.
Tazz - Triple H is starting off strong with a strong kick to Eddie's jaw.
Cole - Yeah, looks like something he picked up back in his days with HBK.
Tazz - He nearly took his head off with that kick, he's outside the ring
trying to collect his thoughts.
Cole - He better watch out, there's still Evolution outside ready to attack.
Tazz - Eddie's just lashing out at the other members of Evolution and
getting nothing but elbows in return while Trips seems to have the referees
attention.
Cole - Eddie's going for a simple headlock when...who's that?
Tazz - It looks like Vince Mcmahon is showing his support of Evolution by
locking Eddie in an Indian Deathlock.
Cole - That's just not right, Ref turn around.
Tazz - He can't he's too busy with Triple H.
Cole - Evolution just seems to be toying with Eddie now. Their just
taunting him to stand up.
Tazz - Well, they got their wish, he's up, but for how long?
Cole - Doesn't appear to be very long as Trips is signaling for the end.
Tazz - Yeah, they roll him into the ring and Trips has got him in a pretty
strong grip and...
Cole - Oh my god he's going for a roll up
Tazz - I tell ya, the Cerebral Assassin is got him, there's no way out for
Eddie, he's done.
Cole - Already? This can't be over.
Tazz - It is Cole, Evolution is the most dominant force in wrestling.