WWE Title Match
John Cena vs. Triple H
Going by the "show before the PPV rule".. HHH kicked the spit out of Cena, so Cena should retain (and to be honest he NEEDS to or else he becomes another spit out and devoured Main-Eventer by H)
Winner: CENA
World Title Match
Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton
(again going by the SD Spoilers, Angle levels his opponents post-match... and it seems so obvious that Rey will win, but Orton is almost an honorary McManon and the LEAST worthy of the three)
Winner: ORTON
No Holds Barred Match
Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels
:argh: :argh:
maybe Vince will die of a heart attack in the match
Winner: HBK
Hardcore Match
Mick Foley vs. Edge
They are making too big a deal of Edge's 4-0 Mania record, and Foley HAS won at 'mania before (2-2-1 all time at Mania)... but like I said... I get this feeling Uncle Mick might actually win this one and Edge gets shat on some more (I think Edge needs to win this, but hey...I said it all before
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Winner: FOLEY
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Ric Flair vs. Finlay vs. Matt Hardy vs. Lashley
Does anyone on the Smackdown side even think they have a chance ??
Matt will bump like the bitch he is but this is NO WAY the 6 guys they had in it last year... you can make a case for any of the Raw guys... but again the least worthy prolly gets it... so....
Winner: FLAIR
Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
Thank you again Mark Calloway for a bathroom break...amazing the piles of garbage he's beaten to become 13-0 (with the only REAL wins being Orton, Flair and HHH, the rest were garbage acts or washed up over the hill guys.... yay Mark) this year is no different
Winner: UNDERTAKER (cause no one else wins in this fiasco!)
WWE United States Title Match
Chris Benoit vs. JBL
This could be the best match of the night.. JBL has been ON FIRE of late, and Benoit is always godly to watch, and JBK with a belt is always good... maybe now Benoit can sneak in and get a title match against the triple threat winner....
Winner: JBL (could be a NASTY match!)
World Tag Team Titles Match
Kane & The Big Show vs. Carlito & Chris Masters
Here's a weird fact too.. Big Show is
0-6 at Wrestlemania .... can't see that changing cause they need to get the belts off these guys since it totally limits who the opponents can be...
Winners: Carlito/Masters
WWE Women's Title Match
Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James
Again a match that could be REALLY good... the Mickie/Trish story has been the BEST THING on Raw since December and these two girls can ACTUALLY wrestle (not like the playboy sluts who will be piss break number two)... I'm looking forward to this I just hope they get some time to let this thing play out!!!
Winner: Mickie James (it So advances the storyline this way)
Playboy Pillow Fight
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle
Who cares ??
Winner: ME, cause I'll be the first in the bathroom... seriously who gives a shit... Candice since they always go young with filler like this....
Boogeyman vs. Booker T & Sharmell
Poor Booker... he too has been shit on since the day WCW folded.. and this is no different... this match can NOT go all that long, cause we know jack-spit about the Boogeyman as a wrestler ever since he got kicked off tough enough and I'm not into the gimmick at ALL (as opposed to the Pirate Boy... I'm digging that gimmick)... I've already spent too much time on this as wel, so:
Winner: Boogeyman
I'm also expecting MnM to defend the Tag Titles maybe on Heat as well so I'll put that in too
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