This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season

President B. Dazzle
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This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Jul 6, 2005 10:59:35 GMT -5

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Post by President B. Dazzle on Jul 6, 2005 10:59:35 GMT -5

It's time, it's time, for our fantasy football event! Here's the scoop:

Home: Yahoo Football
Web Address: football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/ - The Free One. League ID# 314423
Password: To be e-mailed to participants
Team limit: 12
Draft: LIVE, from Brian's house, Saturday August 13th 12 PM (Note time change)

Current roster:
Julie -
Brian - Illside Nighthawks
Scott - team Virgin Killer
Keith -
Adam - Isotopes
Mike - Team TOUCHE!
George - BrianIsAQueer
Paul - Evergray
C. Hamus -
LaFlamme - Silver Flames
George's Friend Mike -
Last participant TBA

I pretty much require players to be at the draft...anyone who cannot (and has a legit excuse) can come make arrangements with me beforehand.

The current scoring system is as follows, to be ratified by a majority of those present before drafting:
50 yards passing = 1 pt
10 passing completions = 1 pt
10 passing incompletions = -1 pt
20 yards rushing = 1 pt
35 yards receiving = 1 pt
1 reception = 1 pt
All touchdowns = 6 pts
2pt Conversions = 2 pts
Fumbles Lost = -2 pts
Extra Point Made = 1 pt
Extra Point Missed = -1 pt
Field Goals from 0-39 yards = 3 pts
Field Goals from 40-49 yards = 4 pts
Field Goals from 50+ yards = 5 pts
Sack = 2 pts
Interception = 2 pts
Defensive Fumble Recovery = 2 pts
Safety = 2 pts
Blocked Kick = 2 pts
Defensive Scoring Curve
0 pts allowed = 10 pts
1-6 pts allowed = 7 pts
7-13 pts allowed = 4 pts
14-20 pts allowed = 1 pt
21-27 pts allowed = 0 pts
28-34 pts allowed = -1 pts
35+ pts allowed = -4 pts

Last Edit: Aug 10, 2005 16:48:28 GMT -5 by President B. Dazzle

If you are offended, fuck you. Fuck three people that look like you. Fuck the person that told you to come here, fuck the person that taught that motherfucker how to type, and fuck the motherfucker that invented the keyboard for even allowing some bullshit like this to happen.

President B. Dazzle HHH-Wanna-Be Posts: 1,004 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Jul 10, 2005 19:18:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by President B. Dazzle on Jul 10, 2005 19:18:39 GMT -5 bump
	If you are offended, fuck you. Fuck three people that look like you. Fuck the person that told you to come here, fuck the person that taught that motherfucker how to type, and fuck the motherfucker that invented the keyboard for even allowing some bullshit like this to happen.

Jayson"Phonics" HHH-Wanna-Be There's a hero in all of us... Posts: 2,098 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Jul 10, 2005 21:21:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayson"Phonics" on Jul 10, 2005 21:21:37 GMT -5 Hey that's cheap heat!
	"I shall move into backstab position!" "He's French.....He's Canadien....I double hate him!" JBL during Sylvan's match 09-23-06 "HOLY COW! You crapped a masterpiece!" HBK 11-13-06 "Dude...you're still asleep!" "The Shadow!?!?"

President B. Dazzle HHH-Wanna-Be Posts: 1,004 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 2, 2005 19:48:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 2, 2005 19:48:06 GMT -5 iNFO UPDATED - League created: ID #314423...see me for password.
	If you are offended, fuck you. Fuck three people that look like you. Fuck the person that told you to come here, fuck the person that taught that motherfucker how to type, and fuck the motherfucker that invented the keyboard for even allowing some bullshit like this to happen.

Jayson"Phonics" HHH-Wanna-Be There's a hero in all of us... Posts: 2,098 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 10, 2005 13:04:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayson"Phonics" on Aug 10, 2005 13:04:47 GMT -5 Brian you are going to be mauled for that password!
	"I shall move into backstab position!" "He's French.....He's Canadien....I double hate him!" JBL during Sylvan's match 09-23-06 "HOLY COW! You crapped a masterpiece!" HBK 11-13-06 "Dude...you're still asleep!" "The Shadow!?!?"

VivaLaFlamme HHH-Wanna-Be 8-Bit Theatre 4-life Posts: 1,573 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 10, 2005 14:57:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VivaLaFlamme on Aug 10, 2005 14:57:37 GMT -5 I agree with mike on that one -_- Man im so gunna get mauled in this, i've done absolutely no research
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This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 10, 2005 15:48:17 GMT -5

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Post by CRASHER on Aug 10, 2005 15:48:17 GMT -5

vivalaflamme said:

I agree with mike on that one -_-

Man im so gunna get mauled in this, i've done absolutely no research

you'd be amazed at some of te high levels of non-knowledge idiocy works out in these games while morons like me slave for weeks over mulitple drafts and just suck like Randy Orton in the main event all season long

Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça
"Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen"

"Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

President B. Dazzle HHH-Wanna-Be Posts: 1,004 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 10, 2005 16:47:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 10, 2005 16:47:00 GMT -5 Hamus, if you're reading this board, I sent you the password via PM this morning.
	If you are offended, fuck you. Fuck three people that look like you. Fuck the person that told you to come here, fuck the person that taught that motherfucker how to type, and fuck the motherfucker that invented the keyboard for even allowing some bullshit like this to happen.

CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 10, 2005 21:31:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Aug 10, 2005 21:31:08 GMT -5 do we have all the teams we need for Sat ?
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

President B. Dazzle HHH-Wanna-Be Posts: 1,004 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 11, 2005 13:52:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 11, 2005 13:52:40 GMT -5 More or less. We currently have 12, pending the TBA's agreement to participate. I've got a couple people I can ask for spot 12 if TBA says no.
	Last Edit: Aug 11, 2005 13:56:37 GMT -5 by President B. Dazzle If you are offended, fuck you. Fuck three people that look like you. Fuck the person that told you to come here, fuck the person that taught that motherfucker how to type, and fuck the motherfucker that invented the keyboard for even allowing some bullshit like this to happen.

CRASHER Nazi ! INSTANT... classic!!! Posts: 4,699 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 11, 2005 14:05:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRASHER on Aug 11, 2005 14:05:46 GMT -5 I was talking about this with Pete and OF COURSE not to add any more drama in my life :-) he did seem interested if we were done by for and we all need a 49er fan to kick around
	Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen" "Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"

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This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 11, 2005 21:19:07 GMT -5

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admin said:

I was talking about this with Pete and OF COURSE not to add any more drama in my life :-)

he did seem interested if we were done by for and we all need a 49er fan to kick around

Die. In a big vat of AIDS. I'm a 49er fan

Also, whos picking me up saturday?

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This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 21, 2005 21:39:47 GMT -5

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Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 21, 2005 21:39:47 GMT -5

Draft results are up and going for those interested.

Week 1 has a Thursday Game on 9/8: Oakland @ New England, so make sure if you're playing any of those players that they're set by game time on Thursday. Otherwise, the rest of the league begins that next Sunday (9/11/05).

Good luck to all, and may the best team win.

Brian

VivaLaFlamme HHH-Wanna-Be 8-Bit Theatre 4-life Posts: 1,573 Joined: October 2003 Currently Offline I have 0 likes	This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season Aug 21, 2005 22:53:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VivaLaFlamme on Aug 21, 2005 22:53:39 GMT -5 It's a miracle!
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This Ain't Jo Momma's League: 2005 Season

Post by President B. Dazzle on Jul 6, 2005 10:59:35 GMT -5

Post by President B. Dazzle on Jul 10, 2005 19:18:39 GMT -5

Post by Jayson"Phonics" on Jul 10, 2005 21:21:37 GMT -5

Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 2, 2005 19:48:06 GMT -5

Post by Jayson"Phonics" on Aug 10, 2005 13:04:47 GMT -5

Post by VivaLaFlamme on Aug 10, 2005 14:57:37 GMT -5

Post by CRASHER on Aug 10, 2005 15:48:17 GMT -5

Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 10, 2005 16:47:00 GMT -5

Post by CRASHER on Aug 10, 2005 21:31:08 GMT -5

Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 11, 2005 13:52:40 GMT -5

Post by CRASHER on Aug 11, 2005 14:05:46 GMT -5

Post by VivaLaFlamme on Aug 11, 2005 21:19:07 GMT -5

Post by President B. Dazzle on Aug 21, 2005 21:39:47 GMT -5

Post by VivaLaFlamme on Aug 21, 2005 22:53:39 GMT -5