Woot... I heart football picks
NEW ENGLAND (7.5) Oakland :
Collins fumbles 5 times, but Pats don't know the meaning of the word 'cover'.... Oakland
Denver (4) MIAMI :
Ricky and Ronnie Brown share sympathy toots after getting pounded to oblivion... Denver
Cincinatti (3.5) CLEVELAND :
Loser gets exiled from Ohio and no one misses the Browns.... Bengals
BUFFALO (4) Houston :
Buffalo's gonna be this year's Cinci... suffer early but once Losman gets it, they'll be ok.. Houston
PITTSBURG (7) Tennessee :
Steelers come down to Earth this year, but the Titans are a MESS too... Steelers aren't a good cover team though... Titans
WASHINGTON (6.5) Chicago:
Ugh... are you fucking kidding me that one of these pile of sewage teams gets to be 1-0 ? I'll pick the Bears just so I can do Orton taunts around Brian
CAROLINA (6.5) New Orleans :
The Saints are the NFL enigma team BEFORE the whole Hurricane thing... Lord knows how they will react to this... while I like the Panthers for the playoffs so I'll take them
MINNESOTA (6) Tampa Bay :
Well minnesota should walk over the NFC Central this year (as he watches Favre get mushed fall to the ground dead and fumble and he wonders if Patrick Ramsey would have held on
)... Tampa's a mess... they fell from champ to chump in RECORD time.... Vikings
JACKSONVILLE (3) Seattle :
Jags are an up and coming team... Seattle's been a running joke in the NFC since Holmgren took over.. and it's in Florida I'll take the Jags
KANSAS CITY (3) NY Jets :
"Every year is the Jets year until that year is THIS year" I'll buy that theory again... but i have no faith in the chiefs and defense either... so I'll take the Jets in the upset as long as pennington can pass over 10 yards
NY GIANTS (7) Arizona :
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! Not to mention Arizona ALWAYS plays the Giants tough... Cards have a shot at the playoffs and the Giants need to secretly switch Mannings to be a .500 team!.... Cards
St. Louis (4.5) SAN FRANCISCO :
Wow... more Ass from the NFC West eh... the Rams are another source of NFL Comedy, but the Niners are so bad it's not funny.... so gimme the Rams in Madden 2006 opener!
DETROIT (3) Green Bay :
I'm supposed to pick the packers while watching this awful team on TV ? I like the Lions to get going this year, but Jeff Garcia got hurt this week... so we'll see... but on this note, the Packers are in disarray, Favre is old and the defense makes the Chiefs look like the 86 Bears... so gimmie da Lions
SAN DIEGO (4.5) Dallas :
*groan* I never make predictions on my own team, but I think San Diego over-achieved last year.. and Parcells is on a mission to undo the Fat Barron of Football reputation he has in my eyes
.... I'll do what I NEVER do and take Dallas
Indianapolois (3) BALTIMORE :
Well they get this over with early.... Ravens play a New England style D on the Colts.. in other words they stop them
... the Ravens should be good enough on offense to be OK this year, and just cause I went to indy I'll pick against them... Ravens!
Philadelphia (1.5) ATLANTA :
NFC Title rematch.... Falcons are still an overrated joke on offense wit Vick... the defense is nice but this is a "mission game" for Phail-adelphia... so might as well run with them.... Gimme da Egoes !
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