Goofy Super Bowl Goodness.....

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I'm copying it from NJDevs cause I thought it would be fun to try it here too with the 5 people who still look here

I guess this would be the third annual NJDEVS Super Bowl Prediction Thread/contest. Don won the inaugural title with NJay winning the tie breaker over Crasher and I last year. Tie breaker again is whoever is closest to the total score of the game.

1. Jerome Bettis gets his first ring or Mike Holmgren becomes the first head coach to win a Super Bowl with two different teams. Who will win?(5 points)
2. Total Score?(3 points)
3. What will be the first score and for who? If you say TD specify what kind?
(3 points)
4. Will the longest score of the game be a TD or Field Goal.(1 point)
5. Who will throw for more passing yards?(1 point)
6. Which team will have more rushing yards?(1 point)
7. Which defense gets/forces the most turnovers?(1 point)
8. Who will be MVP? (3 points)

A couple of new ones worth a point to make it interesting.
9. Does Jerome Bettis score a touchdown?(1 point)
10. Does Steelers Safety Troy Polamalu get an interception, force fumble, or fumble recovery?(1 point)
11. Does any receiver get 100+ yards of receiving?(1 point)
12. Does MVP Shaun Alexander rush for over 100 yards?(1 point)

Last year I had these extra questions for fun.
Will we see some breasts during the broadcast? Yes, males with no shirts.
Will the famous streaker Mark Francis Roberts or any streaker strut their stuff during the game and if so which player will level him? None.

This year however we'll change those to some over/under
11. 1000 times: Number of times we hear about Jerome Bettis playing in his hometown of Detroit in the Super Bowl in his final game. (how sick and tired are we going to get hearing about this story)

12. 2 times: Number of times we see Matt Hasselbeck without a hat covering his very bald head leading up to the big game. (Matt we all know your bald. We're sorry.)

13. 2 cups: Amount of spit we see flying from Bill Cowher's mouth during the game.

All answers and edits MUST be before 6pm if you edit after 6pm you are DQ-ed!

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1. Jerome Bettis gets his first ring or Mike Holmgren becomes the first head coach to win a Super Bowl with two different teams. Who will win?(5 points)
Bettis, since the Steelers will win

2. Total Score?(3 points)
31-20 (both teams gonna score obviously)

3. What will be the first score and for who? If you say TD specify what kind? (3 points)
Field Goal Steelers

4. Will the longest score of the game be a TD or Field Goal.(1 point)
TD

5. Who will throw for more passing yards?(1 point)
Seattle, losing team tends to pass more

6. Which team will have more rushing yards?(1 point)
Steelers, this is their life blood

7. Which defense gets/forces the most turnovers?(1 point)
Steelers, this is the other half of their lifeblood

8. Who will be MVP? (3 points)
Ray Bourque
Ben Rothelsberger

9. Does Jerome Bettis score a touchdown?(1 point)
Yes

10. Does Steelers Safety Troy Polamalu get an interception, force fumble, or fumble recovery?(1 point)
Yes, Yes and No

11. Does any receiver get 100+ yards of receiving?(1 point)
Yes

12. Does MVP Shaun Alexander rush for over 100 yards?(1 point)
No. (he gets close)

Will we see some breasts during the broadcast? Yes, males with no shirts.
Well ABC is doing the game so plenty of boobs for all
I'm sure we'll sadly only see man boobies though

Will the famous streaker Mark Francis Roberts or any streaker strut their stuff during the game and if so which player will level him?
None.

11. 1000 times: Number of times we hear about Jerome Bettis playing in his hometown of Detroit in the Super Bowl in his final game. (how sick and tired are we going to get hearing about this story)
Since I am not watching any hype I want to say no... but it's Disney so the over/under will be broken during the coin toss.....

12. 2 times: Number of times we see Matt Hasselbeck without a hat covering his very bald head leading up to the big game. (Matt we all know your bald. We're sorry.)
20, we'll see lots of him on the sidelines

13. 2 cups: Amount of spit we see flying from Bill Cowher's mouth during the game.
Too much to count... Sgt. Sluaghter LOVES to spit and shout!

[shiftypowers]

1. Jerome Bettis gets his first ring or Mike Holmgren becomes the first head coach to win a Super Bowl with two different teams. Who will win?(5 points)
bettis, because the seahawks are overrated, because they say they are so underrated, but if they were so fucking underrated how come everyone in the world says they are underrated?

2. Total Score?(3 points)
35-10

3. What will be the first score and for who? If you say TD specify what kind? (3 points)
touchdown, bettis throwing on a trick play.

4. Will the longest score of the game be a TD or Field Goal.(1 point)
fieldgoal

5. Who will throw for more passing yards?(1 point)
Seattle, because when you are down 21-3 you throw, especially when alexander is completely ineffective.

6. Which team will have more rushing yards?(1 point)
Steelers, because alexander is gonna get knocked out fo the game

7. Which defense gets/forces the most turnovers?(1 point)
Steelers

8. Who will be MVP? (3 points)
JS Giguere

9. Does Jerome Bettis score a touchdown?(1 point)
yes, and he throws for one as well.

10. Does Steelers Safety Troy Polamalu get an interception, force fumble, or fumble recovery?(1 point)
Hes gonna get at least 1 of those.

11. Does any receiver get 100+ yards of receiving?(1 point)
Nope

12. Does MVP Shaun Alexander rush for over 100 yards?(1 point)
Nope, hes gonna have about 50, if that

11. 1000 times: Number of times we hear about Jerome Bettis playing in his hometown of Detroit in the Super Bowl in his final game. (how sick and tired are we going to get hearing about this story)
over.

12. 2 times: Number of times we see Matt Hasselbeck without a hat covering his very bald head leading up to the big game. (Matt we all know your bald. We're sorry.)
over

13. 2 cups: Amount of spit we see flying from Bill Cowher's mouth during the game.
over, they are actually filling up one of those gatorade coolers with his spit and then dumping it on him.

[VivaLaFlamme]

1. Jerome Bettis gets his first ring or Mike Holmgren becomes the first head coach to win a Super Bowl with two different teams. Who will win?(5 points)

Bettis. He's going ot be way fired up

2. Total Score?(3 points)

24-21 Pittsburgh

3. What will be the first score and for who? If you say TD specify what kind?
(3 points)

Rothelsberger playaction to bettis. TD.

4. Will the longest score of the game be a TD or Field Goal.(1 point)

TD

5. Who will throw for more passing yards?(1 point)

Hasslebeck

6. Which team will have more rushing yards?(1 point)

Pittsburgh

7. Which defense gets/forces the most turnovers?(1 point)

Pittsburgh

8. Who will be MVP? (3 points)

Troy Polamalu

9. Does Jerome Bettis score a touchdown?(1 point)

2 of them

10. Does Steelers Safety Troy Polamalu get an interception, force fumble, or fumble recovery?(1 point)

Yes

11. Does any receiver get 100+ yards of receiving?(1 point)

Ward

12. Does MVP Shaun Alexander rush for over 100 yards?(1 point)

No




11. 1000 times: Number of times we hear about Jerome Bettis playing in his hometown of Detroit in the Super Bowl in his final game. (how sick and tired are we going to get hearing about this story)

Over..Teddy Bruschi much?

12. 2 times: Number of times we see Matt Hasselbeck without a hat covering his very bald head leading up to the big game. (Matt we all know your bald. We're sorry.)

Over

13. 2 cups: Amount of spit we see flying from Bill Cowher's mouth during the game.

Under