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Post by CRASHER on Aug 17, 2006 23:32:42 GMT -5
1. Never name your team after your girlfriend or cat
2. Listen to the experts
3. Don't listen to the experts
4. No complaining after a win
5. Being a fantasy coach does not give you the right to slap people on the butt
6. It's your duty to talk trash. Period.
7. Making stupid trades to help another team steal the title is lame
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Rookie
Rule No. 8: Avoid 'friendly' advice
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8. Avoid 'friendly' advice
9. Don't draft a player that's already been drafted
10. Set your lineup on Tuesday morning. Fine-tune it every day afterwards
11. It's never over until it's Tuesday
12. Be wary of last minute changes to your lineup … go with your gut
13. Doubtful means he's not playing. Game-time decision means #%$@&!
14. Teams who forgot their QB had a bye week should be mocked
15. Drafting first is overrated
16. Teams starting an injured player should be scorned
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Pronunciation
Rule No. 17: Know how to pronounce your draft pick
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17. Know how to pronounce your draft pick
18. Keeping a kicker in a keeper league is open to ridicule
19. Losing 120-119 is NOT a moral victory
20. The best trades are often the ones you do not make
21. Running back-by-committee is a plot to undermine fantasy players
22. A running back is only as good as his offensive line
23. Recreating your alma mater's bowl lineup from five years ago doesn't work
24. Don't trade for a player because your girlfriend thinks he has 'cool hair'
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