I was listening to this and laughing my ass off at it (well in between airline announcments that is... cause foamy don't pause that ).... but not only totally hysterical (and NOT work safe) but the points about the reporters and media coverage = BRILLIANT !!!!
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. Vous voyez, c'est aussi jouissif que de se torcher le cul avec de la soie. J'adore ça "Your BEST ?? Losers always whine about their best...Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen"
"Umaga'd: a verb meaning 'thrown to the monster nobody likes.' See also: Khali'd"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit . . . what a ride!"
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.